My motorcycles

I still have this bike, but it's a love-hate relationship

I did NOT paint the tank or put the sticker on it

The batman bike, obnoxiously loud and extremely fast (160+ mph!)

My first street bike. The DRZ was the epitome of this saying:
"It's more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow"

My family knew this bike as the "clapped" bike. It was always barely holding together

Awesome but clapped pit bike - great for wheelies though

2 stroke race bike that absolutely ripped

I turned fixing this dirt bike into a Youtube series

The bike that started it all - I got this one when I was 8 years old

Had a 140cc swap and oversized tires, I lost interest in it after a few rides

A mid and cheap Chinese enduro. Purchased with a literal mouse nest in the airbox

Semi auto wheelie machine that I used to teach many people how to ride

I fixed this one by flipping the carburetor float rightside up and it ran like a charm!

First manual bike! This picture is right after I literally broke the transmission - all 4 gears were neutral

This bike was never ridden by me: it had a hole in the case so I sold it for a great price

I got f***ed on this deal. The guy forgot to tell me the engine was blown up

My dad's 2 stroke rocket ship... I mean dirt bike

My dad's trail bike